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[Feb. 2nd, 2005|02:40 pm] |
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new journal. add me, whores. _Holy_Mackerel |
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| this is why i love primus |
[Jan. 26th, 2005|09:48 pm] |
I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog.
I drink Campari with marinated wild hog.
I've no sense, I like electric fence.
I put barbed wire in my pants and do a celtic dance. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 10th, 2005|11:09 pm] |
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| | Dead Leaves and The Dirty Ground - The White Stripes | ] |
"Now I know what I must do. I must take you down"
stacy is a natural born football player and megan pees her pants. buh-lee-dat. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 4th, 2005|04:45 pm] |
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who wants to go and see gwar friday, feb. 4th at the recher? |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 2nd, 2005|01:53 am] |
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| | A Pair of Brown Eyes - The Pogues | ] |
megan and i are computer bandits. |
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| FUCK YOU |
[Dec. 28th, 2004|02:07 pm] |
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i really hate people that pretend to care about the environment in an attempt to make it seem like they have texture or make it seem like they are better than someone else or a group of people. don't you realize that the college you attend, the house you live in, the roads you drive on, the organic grocery store you shop in were not built around the goddamned trees. its so fucking hypocrytical of people to assume that any new construction that is going on is bad, but the construction that gave them a place to live is good. if you have a problem with trees being cut down to make room for the expanding population then move out of your fucking home, give it up to people who need it and pitch a tent. grow the fuck up. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 20th, 2004|10:49 pm] |
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| | Summertime - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong | ] |
if you happen to be in dunkin donuts, don't let obie make your coffee. the kid is seriously dumb as a rock. he forgot the coffee in our COFFEE today. how does that happen? he also put egg on megan's sammich when she clearly asked for NO egg. what can you ask for from a guy named obie. i've been thinking and there are only two other people i can think of named obie. the first is officer obie from alice's resteraunt by arlo guthrie. the second is obie won kenobie from star wars. this obie was obviously not using the force when attempting to complete his simple task of making a cup of joe. this shit is mind boggling. i don't get it. help me please. today was a great day. i didn't mind getting up, going to school(for 1 period), or going to work. i love days like this. i wish there were more of them. time for bed. skeet-skeet. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 13th, 2004|03:58 pm] |
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i swear that if i get suspended, all hell is gonna break loose. |
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| bored as the popes balls |
[Dec. 7th, 2004|03:07 pm] |
You say the hill’s too steep to climb
Climbing.
You say you’d like to see me try
Climbing.
You pick the place and I’ll choose the time
And I’ll climb
The hill in my own way.
Just wait a while for the right day.
And as I rise above the tree-line and the clouds
I look down, hearing the sound of the things you’ve said today.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd
Smiling.
Merciless the magistrate turns ’round
Frowning.
And who’s the fool who wears the crown?
No doubt,
In your own way
And every day is the right day
And as you rise above the fear-lines in his brow
You look down, hear the sound of the faces in the crowd. |
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| do it |
[Dec. 5th, 2004|09:47 pm] |
If you dig the misfits join this community.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) we_are_138Your Penis Name is: Free Willy
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 5th, 2004|03:39 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | san tropez - pink floyd | ] |
1.PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS OUT, NOW HOW DID YOU GET IT?
well, theres a scar on my leg that i got from being stabbed accidently..... by myself.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
jon spencer, pink floyd, southern culture on the skids, george clinton, nashville pussy, bootsy collins, ben harper, nirvana, grassrots, les claypool, hank III
3. WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FOOTBALL OR WATCH IT?
play it, definately.
4. WHAT SPORT WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE BEST AT?
marathon drinking
5. WHAT WAS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE?
i don't really have nightmares, just fucked up dreams
6. HOW DO YOU EXERCISE?
mentally
7. APPLES OR ORANGES?
oranges
8. GRAPES OR WATERMELON?
watermelon
9. WOLVES OR TIGERS?
tigers
10. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
only the good shit, son
11. HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN POETRY?
only for a grade
13. DO YOU REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS?
sometimes
14. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
around 5 am
15. DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHMARK, WHERE?
nope
16. WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROMANTIC PERSON?
if the opportunity presents itself
17. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
probably lick feet to get my money back
18. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED FILLING THIS IN?
being bored
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GUM?
extra spearmint
20. FAVORITE CHOCOLATE?
ghiradelli
21. FAVORITE CANDY (NON CHOCOLATE)?
gummy stuff
22. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE-CREAM?
yes
23. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING LEATHER?
belts, jackets, boots, etc.
24. ON BEWITCHED, DID YOU LIKE DARREN 1 OR DARREN 2?
fuck you
25. FAVORITE PERFUME?
the smelly kind
26. DO YOU OWN AN INSTRUMENT?
fender p. bass
'72 fender jazz bass
'76 rickenbacker 4001 bass
aftermarket eko bass
'67 coral wasp bass
epiphone allen woody bass
old czech upright
'46 rickenbacker lap steel
martin dx-1
theremin
many others
27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE (OPPOSITE SEX)?
eyes and personality traits
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Campfires, fresh cut glass,christmas cookies, and MEAT
29. FAVORITE SOUND THAT YOU HEAR OFTEN?
an open A on my jazz bass through my ampeg
30. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
how morbid johnny cash's mysic really was. i have counted 2 songs sung from the grave on the live at folsom prison cd and, its not even half over.
31. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
no
32. COULD YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF MOVING FROM WHERE YOU ARE?
yes but, not too far
33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME?
aladdin
34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME?
shine on you crazy diamond
35. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR WHEN YOU WERE TEN?
black, i was a creppy kid
36. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
blue
37. HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
all the time
38. IF SO WHAT WAS/IS IT'S NAME?
your face
39. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
don't remember. i think my first girlfriend was named heather keating, though.
40. MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD MOMENT?
when i was made to wear a dress. i hate having an older brother with a sense of humor.
41. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
dark, not too long
42. WHO OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS (SAME SEX) HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST?
brantizzle televizzle
43. NOW THE OPPOSITE?
magan
44. WHAT IS THEIR MIDDLE NAME?
laird and elizabeth
45. SUNRISE OR SUNSET?
sunrise
46. WHERE AT?
the oregon coast
47. (FOR THE LADIES, BE TRUTHFUL) WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
fuck you
48. (NOW THE GENTLEMEN, BE TRUTHFUL) WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
i don't know
49. WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES THAT START WITH R?
ram it up your ass
50. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON?
vegas
51. CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
bass, a little guitar, trumpet, theremin, lapsteel
52. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
uckfey ouyey
53. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ?)
up yours
54. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER?
cash, ben harper, billie holiday
55. FAVORITE BAND(s)?
southern culture on the skids, primus, pink floyd
56. WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
nonfiction
57. DO YOU LIKE POETRY?
yes
58. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?
hot
59. WHAT's YOUR FAVORITE PHRASE TO USE?
Fuck you.
60. DRAGONS OR DINOSAURS?
dinosaurs
61. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
shit happens
62. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
just do it
63. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
42.0
64. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?:
red or brunette
65. WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ICE SKATING OR ROLLER SKATING?
roller skating, bitches
66. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
uh, my house
67. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
everything
68. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
gahdnahs foiniture
69. WHO IS YOUR CURRENT CRUSH?
your face |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 5th, 2004|11:52 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Sally MacLennane - The Pogues | ] |
so, last night was cool. i got way too drunk way too fast. i don't remember much but, tony's cd is the bee's knees. drunken late night trips to dennys are the shit. christmas eve is gonna be great. man, i feel rough. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 28th, 2004|09:00 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | The Sunnyside of the Street - The Pogues | ] |
things have been pretty weird lately. some old suspicions are finally proving true. fuck em'. i'm done going out of my way to be nice to fickle people. no more catering to temporary needs from me. i'm done. i'm done making new friends for the time being. i'm gonna stick with the four or five that mean the most to me. the ones who have and will be there through all the bullshit. even though we have our problems, i still considder them closer than most of my family. they know who they are. i've been an asshole lately and i really don't mean to be but, sometimes i can't help it. my friends know that i will always be here. ALWAYS. no matter what. whether i'm needed for a shoulder to cry on or the butt of a joke. i will always be willing to offer what you need.
so, i would like to offer my apologies for whatever i may have done. i am truly sorry. i have realized that of all the people i have to deal with on a daily basis that are just complete shit, i need to be able to rely on the ones that i really care about. of all the people i deal with that i should be an asshole to, i really don't need to be an asshole to the ones that give me the strength to get out of bed in the morning. the ones that were there for me when i needed it most. the ones who i hope think as highly of me as i do them. my friends are my life. i care more about them than i do myself. with the holidays getting closer, we need to be stress free, we need to be closer than ever. so, if you would like to talk, please call. you know the number. with that load off my chest, heres a song for anyone who ever tried to hurt me or my friends.
I'll Rise
You may write me down in history
With your bitter twisted lies
You may trod me down in the very dirt
And still like the dust, I'll rise
Does my happiness upset you
Why are you best with gloom
Cause I laugh like I've got an oil well
Pumpin' in my living room
So you may shoot me with your words
You may cut me with your eyes
And I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise
Out of the shacks of history's shame
Up from a past rooted in pain
I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise
Now did you want to see me broken
Bowed head and lowered eyes
Shoulders fallen down like teardrops
Weakened by my soulful cries
Does my confidence upset you
Don't you take it awful hard
Cause I walk like I've got a diamond mine
Breakin' up in my front yard
So you may shoot me with your words
You may cut me with your eyes
And I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise
Out of the shacks of history's shame
Up from a past rooted in pain
I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise
So you may write me down in history
With your bitter twisted lies
You may trod me down in the very dirt
And still like the dust, I'll rise
Does my happiness upset you
Why are you best with gloom
Cause I laugh like I've got a goldmine
Diggin' up in my living room
You may shoot me with your words
You may cut me with your eyes
And I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise
Out of the shacks of history's shame
Up from a past rooted in pain
I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - yes I'll rise
You may shoot me with your words
You may cut me with your eyes
And I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise
Out of the shacks of history's shame
Up from a past rooted in pain
I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise
I'm gonna rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise
I'll rise - I'll rise - I'll rise - rise - rise |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 22nd, 2004|10:25 pm] |
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GODDAMNIT, i wish i could kick the world in its collective ass! |
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| XzanderXcoreX |
[Nov. 20th, 2004|10:47 pm] |
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fuck me, fuck you, fuck it. |
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| GREETINGS TO MR. DEPP aka MEGAN |
[Nov. 17th, 2004|10:02 pm] |
1.What is the geekiest part of your music collection: CREEDENCE cuz those "punks" are soo cool
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night: water
3. How much money would it take to give up the Internet for one year: enough to start a new hobby
4. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie: debbie does dallas
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear: nope
6. What is a physical habit that gives away your insecure moments: ?
7. Do you know anyone famous: SCOTS
8. Describe your bed: fruiton
9. Do you know how to play poker: yessuh
10. What do you carry with you at all times: my keys, wallet, cell phone
11. What do you miss most about being little: i was without a care
12. Are you happy with your given name: no, it sux
13. What color is your bedroom: green and white
14. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person: most of the time
15. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends: YES
16. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't: pull a rabbit out of a watermelon ass
17. What is your ideal marriage location: vegas
18. What's one instrument you wish you could play: harmonica
19. Something you love and hate: uhhh, poop
20. What's one language you want to learn: latin
21. What do you order at a bar: jaeger
22. Have you ever pierced your body parts: yes
23. Do you drive stick: i have
24. What's one trait you hate in a person: selfishness
25. What kind of watch do you wear: wenger
26. Do you consider yourself materialistic: no
27. Favorite writing instrument: pen
28. Do you prefer to blend in or stand out: i prefer to be myself everywhere i go
29. Do you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex: no
30. What is one car you will never buy: jaguar. cuz i can't afford it
31. If you won the lottery, what would you do: buy a jag
32. Burial or cremation: cremation. viking style
33. If you don't like a person, how do you show it: i tell them
34. What kind of first impression do you think you give people: he's odd
35. How many drinks before you're tipsy: about 6
36. Have you ever done any illegal drugs: yes
37. Do you think you're cute: hell yeah
38. Do you have a problem changing clothes in front of your friends: depends
39. Whats the most painful experience you've ever had (emotionally and/or physically): emotionally: emotionally, the accident. phisically, dropping a keg on my toe
40. Favorite communication method: cell phone
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. socks
2. shorts
3. shirt
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. remote
2. mouse
3. bass player magazine
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. punch aol in the face
2. meet keith richards
3. be in the mob
THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1. you do it
2. post it as a comment
3. please
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY/NOT ON THE OUTSIDE
1. i
2. don't
3. know
THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. italian
2. irish
3. brittish
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. height
2. hair
3. ?
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. alot
2. alot
3. alot
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. i'm wolverine
2. i am also 138
3. i rock it hardcore
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. uhhh
2. uhhh
3. uhhh
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. ireland
2. italy
3. a remote island
THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY (other than normal name)
1. the rev.
2. ky-ole-ahh
3. the holy mackerel
THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD
1. basstron
2. elsanto13
3. psychobilly13x
THREE SONGS I JUST LISTENED TO...
1. wandering child
2. lay your burdon down
3. fallen down |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 16th, 2004|11:19 pm] |
if AOL had a face, i would punch it. |
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| macaroni man, stick like spaghetti. |
[Nov. 16th, 2004|04:33 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | blowing my mind - blues explosion | ] |
sooo, things have been pretty shitty lately. i was sick last monday and tuesday, my mom started her steroid treatments for her m.s. on wednsday, the doctors give my aunt mal hours to live on thursday, my uncle frank dies on friday, and my aunt finally passes on saturday. how FUCKED up is that? on the bright side, i hung out with stacy alot over the weekend. we had a bucket o' fun. jon spencer was amazing, as usual. i'm glad stacy enjoyed it. the directions i got from rand mcnally to get from the 9:30 to home were backwards so, that was an adventure. the flea market is the place to go for heavy-duty belts, and kives. ehh, i guess things werent that bad, i'm furtunate enough to get to hang out with the people i love. peace, little shitlins. |
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